Thank you: Hillside story time; poetry

2. I'm sorry I stabbed you.
I'm sorry I don't speak Russian.
I'm sorry your a bad little boy.


4. I never knew you.
I don't like your impression.
I don't like your height.

Dear diary, I write Poetry:Thank you

We have cute cups and braids
cuts and fluff
We have purple bows and rebel quotes.
we have everything you'd like




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Thank you:

She used her boobs to crush whole almonds. Her ass was also a nut cracker in more then one way; like that time when she got her picture taken with the mayor. He was all dressed up as Santa. She was a wild thing. A very very wild thing.

Photo by Tommy Ton
Yes Please: The first LV bag I have ever really been into

This blog is growing up

Another phase. This blog is changing. Art, Lit, Fashion, whatever

Twister, Twister, Hay, Hay!

The one thing I always try to bring to the party is not my camera, a change of shoes, or enough money to take a cab all the way home. It's twister. The awesome interactive game popularized in 1966 is still a blast to play. Twister is a game that really brings people together, whether it be by the linking of limbs or the major communication skills is demands in team twister, its just the best.

A few years ago my father attended the Sky domes attempt to set the record for largest twister game ever played. The grounds were covered with twister mat's and 'stockinged foot' players. My father was lucky enough to snag a free game, complete with mat and spinner not knowing that it would become the key to my 'social success'. Whenever I bust out the twister with a group of friends, or even with people I don't even know it's always great fun, and I always win...except for that one time...

Anyways, twister is a great game. It looks cool and has lead me to a few new friends, and I'm sure the stockinged foot game 'that ties you up in knots' will lead me to many more.

Enjoy!

photo by: Will Canel

Sailing is fun

For the first time ever I went sailing. 'I'm on a boat motha fucka don't you ever forget!' It was great. I picked up the phone, called Josh and told him I wanted to go sailing. 'you know it's gonna rain.' I was just happy I got him to do something he swore to me he'd never do, take me sailing. I've been in many different kind of boats in my life. One of my favorite outdoor activities is canoeing, but I'd never been on a sail boat before. He picked me up a Bathurst and Dupont where I was waiting under a restaurant porch because of the intense rain. We drove down to his yatch club at cherry beach where I took this time to sit and watch him put the boat together. Between the sails and the string at first I didn't really know what was going on and so I went inside... to suit up. Wetsuit up that is. And yes, while sailing you get wet, because when it's raining and your in a sail boat you get really wet. I thought that because I was in a boat I couldn't get wet, the whole point of having a boat as transportation was so that you didn't have to swim, or actually be in the water...this was not true.



Side Note:When it's your first time and you ask what kind of shoes to wear and get the reply ' well you could wear shoes, or no shoes.' you get wet and cold. ( your feet do get wet, very wet.)



The extreme (or leisure depending on location and weather conditions) sport is a great way to build some serious crazy arm muscles, or so I found. I was shocked to be put in charge of the jib sail and the rope that came with it. I thought I would just get to sit on the boat and bob along in the water, but no. The jib is the smaller triangular shaped sail on a sailing boat. My arms got a bit tiered after pulling the jib rope as tight as I could, until i was told i had the option of putting it in a clutch which is kind of a god sent for the lazy people. The clutch allows you to 'ride the waves' while the rope is still pulled pretty taught and help in between two little plastic pieces. They are kinda like teeth that hold your rope where you want them to.

If pulling a rope with all your might isn't enough of a work out for you there is also the Gybing. I thought this was both the best and worse part of the whole sailing experience. Gybing is done when you want to turn the sail boat around. Not only does the sail boat turn around, but so do the sailors, while keeping hold of their rope the crew (in our case the two of us) had to do the 'gybing action' about two or three times. Gybing was the closest we got to capsizing which is why i really didn't enjoy it. The sudden weight and direction shift in the boat wasn't the smoothest. I will admit that I did fall in the boat more then less while gybing,but I also kind of fun as well. The sudden unexpected switch from one side of the boat to the other is kinda fun...and requires a lot of balance.

Sooooo pretty much Sailing is a lot of fun no matter what the weather is really like. The worse the weather conditions are ( rain, snow, hail, cold) the more to brag about. I suggest every body go to your local lake, beach, sea or ocean and look back to shore from the new perspective.

Yes Please And Thank You

Soooooo The story is I forgot my password to my old blog, people under the stairs (no not named after the rap group). That blog was anitially going to be a spot where me and my friend Eric postes cool stuff about a who bunch of projects around toronto and in our homes we were going to do. We also wanted to just profile a bunch of people on the blog, but as a joint project it kinda feel through, so I'm starting yes please and thank you, alone, with a password i will not forget.

Pretty much my posts will be... what ever I want them to be. They will be about the things that I really like and maybe even the things I dont like. Ill post about things that ive tried and things that I would like to try, so get ready for THE BEST BLOG EVER. I say yes, please and thank you to that.